What I Miss Today

Today I miss having somebody to fight with; someone that means enough to me to make sure I have the energy to fight with on a semi-regular basis. I miss being able to tell someone about my day and know that is impacts them. I miss being able to go shopping and buy more than two things at a time from the sale rack. I miss being able to go out and open a tab and spend as much money as I want. I miss not having inanimate objects (like money and clothes) change how I feel about the direction my life is going. I miss being as satisfied with sitting on the couch, conversating with good friends. I hope to find the things I'm missing again, someday. Kim isn't here right now, leave a message.

Men Who Cry After Sex

Men who cry after sex are babies. The need to man up, it's sex. Like I get it if we've been together for a long time and there's a lot going on but if we've been dating for like a month and you cry after sex....that's just a bit much and signals that there are emotional issues I don't want to deal with. It's actually kind of outrageous. If you need to cry please choose a better time to do so. I am all about connecting and sharing and knowing what's going on in your life and getting to know you but it's not during sexual intercourse. Thanks. BEWARE: THE MAN WHO CRIES AFTER SEX!!! Kim is being a bitch.

Kim

Kim is so pissed. She is so parinoid. She has on green elastic, cropped, sweatpants. Tyler Durdon is stupid. I have a small vocabulary but a penis. My life is a comedy skit. Kim is ghostwriting my blog. Blog rhymes with flog. Flogging is wrong. This one time, at band camp, I put a flute in my boy pussy. That's my butt. mmmm butt.

Roommate's Pick: Getting High

Getting high is like the ultimate way to relax. Sex is better, food is better, cigarettes are better, and conversations are more fruitful. Pot should be legal because the government could makig a killing if they would just tax and regulate. It's kind of funny that the goverment spends all this money on a drug war when peopl in this country go hungry every night and have shitty health insurance. I think we really need to re-evaluate our priorities. Pot does not make you lazy or shoot people because lazy people make people lazy and stupid people shoot people. You don't plan to clean your room and then forget about it because you got high like the song implies, messy people have messy rooms and because they are messy don't care enough to clean it up. That's all I have to say about that. Kim says 'hi.'

Reality Love Shows

So none of these people are actually going to find love. You don't go on TV and compete for someone's attention in a huge group of guys or girls. It's purely exposure and for entertainment, duh. It's stupid but I watch them all religiously so I am basically feeding into the cycle. I am an enabler.


Keep it cute or put it on mute bitches....

I'm an adult? Since when?

So through the past week I've realize, in association with my friend Monica, that we have grown up and I think it's stupid. I am 22 and I am supposed to know how to manage my own money, have a career in mind, go to graduate school, have a healthy romantic relationship, and be sane. I think that's stupid. I want to be 18 again where I have no worries and can have fun....I still have fun but now I have to actually go places and do things hung over instead of just laying in bed and recovering. Blah. Gay. I'm done.